a man walks into casualty with multiple bruises, 2 black eyes, and a 5 iron wrapped tightly round his neck. the doctor asks "my god, what happened to you?" man replies " my wife and i were playing a round of golf when we both sliced our ball's into a field of cows, we both climbed over the fence to search for them. after a few minutes i saw a golf ball wedged in a cows f*nny. i called out to the wife "this looks like yours" I don't remember much after that"!
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