A pregnant woman gets onto a bus, loaded with bags of shopping. As she gets on she trips, splitting one of the bags. A huge steak drops onto the floor of the bus, followed by two eggs. A man looks down, sees the mess and says...
"Don't worry love, it wouldn't have lived anyway. It's eyes are too far apart"
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"If I'm not grounded pretty soon....I'm gonna go into orbit" Warren Oates AKA 'GTO', from the movie 'Two-Lane Blacktop', 1971
