Bloke 1: "What did you get for your birthday then??" Bloke 2: "Ohhh....just a sweater" Bloke 1: "Just a sweater? That's not so bad is it?" Bloke 2: "Yeah it is. I wanted a moaner or a screamer"
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"If I'm not grounded pretty soon....I'm gonna go into orbit" Warren Oates AKA 'GTO', from the movie 'Two-Lane Blacktop', 1971