After years of milking his cow's with the traditional stool and squirt method, farmer Giles decides to order a high tech milking machine, the equipment arrives a few days later and, as his wife is going out for the afternoon he decides to test the machine on himself. After setting the machine up he quickly eases his beef bayonet into the equipment and flicks the switch. The sucking teat pleasures him better than his wife ever could and it isnt long before he is satisfied. However when he goes to release his member he finds that the machine wont let him, in desperation, the flustered farmer calls the customer service helpline "hello, er, i've just bought a milking machine, it works brilliantly but er, how do i remove it from the cow's udder?", "dont worry" replies the rep, "the machine will release automatically once it's collected two gallons!"
