A man dies and ends up in hell, as he's wallowing in despair he has his first meeting with the devil, "why so glum?" asks the devil, "why do you think? i'm in hell!" says the man, "hell's not all bad" says the devil , "we actually have some fun down here, do you like a drink?", "yes" replies the man, "well you're gonna love Monday's then, all we do on Monday is drink, Whiskey, vodka, tequilla, beer, you name it we have it" says the evil one "and you dont even need to worry about hangovers, remember you are dead and you cant get a hangover!", "wow" says the man, "do you gamble?" asks the devil, "yes" replies the man, "on Wednesday's we gamble all day long, blackjack, roullette, poker, slots, you name it we got it" says the devil, "and remember you are dead so dont worry about going bankrupt", "i never realised hell was such a cool place" says the man, "you gay?" asks the devil, "no way" says the man, satan winces and says " ooh you gonna hate Fridays then!"
