One night, while serving behind his bar a landlord notices a hideous looking bloke at the far end of the bar with several hot women around him, finally the landlords curiosity gets the better of him and he walks down to where the ugly man is sitting. The landlord say's " please dont get offended when i say this, but i couldnt help noticing you have several beautiful women all over you and forgive me but you're not exactly the most handsome bloke i've ever seen, in fact, you're quite ugly. Now normally i would think these ladies are attracted to you because of your money, but i can tell by the way you're dressed and the fact that they are buying your drinks, it's not money, tell me sir, what is it about you that these women are so crazy about?" The man pauses for a moment, licks his eyebrows and say's "i havnt the foggiest idea!"
