a couple go to a posh seafood restaurant where you pick the fish you want to eat and they catch it and cook it. they decide on an exotic green squid with, what appears to be a moustache. the waiter forces back a yelp of horror and calls for gervais the chef to catch and kill the squid. gervais cries unstoppably at the news that their favourite squid is to be slaughtered and says he wont do it, he cant bring himself to kill him. the waiter asks Hans the dish washer if he'd do it and he runs away crying like a child about the "pet " and that he couldn't possibly murder squiddiepoo's. the waiter goes back to the customers and tells them that unfortunately they cannot have the squid, its off the menu. "why?" they ask. "simple" says the waiter, "because Hans that does dishes is as soft as gervais, with that lime green, hairy lipped squid"