A young man joins the Navy and is immediately shipped out to an aircraft carrier in the middle of the ocean, the captain is showing the new recruit around when the recruit asks " what do sailors do to satisfy their urges while they are away at sea? " "let me show you" says the captain, he takes the lad to the rear of the ship where theres a barrel with a hole in it, "this'll be the best sex you've ever had, go ahead give it a try, i'll give you some privacy". the recruit doesnt quite believe it but trys it anyway, after he finishes the captain returns. "wow! that was the best sex ever, i want to do it everyday", says the new recruit. "fine " replies the captain, "you can do it every day except Thursday", "why not Thursday?" asks the recruit, "Thats your day in the barrrel" says the captain!
