Arthur, an 80 year old man goes to the doctors for his quarterly check up, the doc asks him how are things going and he replies "things are going great, i have a new 20 year old wife who's pregnant with my child what do you think about that?" The doctor considers his question then tells him a story, " i have an older friend, much like you, who's an avid hunter and never misses a season", he says. "One day, he was setting off to go hunting, in a hurry, he accidently picked up his walking cane instead of his gun, as he neared a lake he came across a large beaver sitting at the waters edge. He realised he'd left his gun at home and so he couldnt shoot the magnificent creature, but out of habit, he aimed his cane at the animal as if it was his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang bang!' incredibly two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think about that?" asks the doctor, "if you ask me, i'd say someone else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver". The doctor replies " my point exactly!"
