A man comes home from work one day to find his 17 year old daughter with a pink dildo up her, he shouts and asks what hell she thinks she's doing and she replies "well you wont let me have a boyfriend so this is my substitute" The following day she comes home and finds her Dad with her pink dildo up his arse and a can of beer in his hand, she asks what's going on and he replies "I'm just having a beer with your boyfriend!"
