after no dates or sex for 5 years a woman goes to see a chinese expert sex therapist dr chang. he says " take off all your croase, get down and craw reery reery fast to other side room" she does, "ok craw reery reery fast back" as she did dr chang shook his head." your probrem vewy vewy bad, worse case ed zachary disease i ever sor, dat why you get no man" she says " god whats ed zachary disease" its when your face look ed zachary like your arse.
