dave, a life long national front member is a major car crash. when he comes round 3 days later in hospital, the docter says dave, ive good news and bad news. bad news youve had 2 pints of pakie blood and 2 pints of nigga blood. dave screams what the f##k is the good news you wanker. doc says your **** is 6 inches longer and your top of the housing list.