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The new bond Film with Rick?
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Did this car sell?
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New Road tax ( the cheating away around it)
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naked man
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wat did the elephant say to the naked man how can u breathe through that
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circumcised
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did u no if u ant circumcised you car'nt jion the police force cos u ant a complete prick
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sex
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i got home early from work and jumped in to bed with my wife **** she shouted my husbands home like a dick i jumped out the window
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More Gameshow goons
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THE VAULT (ITV) Melanie Sykes: What is the name given to the condition where the sufferer can fall asleep at any time? Contestant: Nostalgia. STEVE WRIGHT IN THE AFTERNOON (RADIO 2) Wright: Johnny Weissmuller died on this day. Which jungle-swinging character clad only in a loincloth did he play? Co...
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Gameshow goons
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UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC2)Jeremy Paxman: What is another name for 'cherrypickers' and 'cheesemongers'? Contestant: Homosexuals. Paxman: No. They're regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you. BEG, BORROW OR STEAL (BBC2) Jamie Theakston: Where do you think Cambridge Unive...
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banana
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wot did the banana say 2 the vibrator what are u shaking for shes going to eat me
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A lady was very unhappy with her car...
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A lady was very unhappy with her car and complained a lot to her husband. "Buy me a surprise for my birthday", she said; "something that accelerates from to 100 in 4 seconds, and I would prefer a blue one!" Happy and excited she was counting down the days until her birthday. Final...
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A man is enjoying a drive along an amazing, bendy, country road...
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A man is enjoying a drive along an amazing, bendy, country road... when a woman dressed in tweed driving an old muddy 4x4 comes hurtling round a corner. He moves over to avoid her, but as she passes she leans out the window and screams "PIG!" Astonished, the man turns and yells back, "ST...
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The local council could not afford a speed camera...
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The local council could not afford a speed camera... so they put up a sign saying: Slow Down Old People's Home. - It had no effect. At the next meeting they decided to try a different tactic and put up a sign: Danger - Children at Play... Still no joy. So at the next meeting the chairman had a brain-wave and...
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Bank Loan
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A very dignified gentleman walks into a leading city bank and enquires about taking out a loan for £2,000. What security can you offer? the banker enquires. "Well I've parked my Rolls Royce Phantom in one of your parking bays, I'll be away for a few weeks here are the keys." Four weeks late...
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whirlwind
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Following a whirlwind romance, Gary Glitter is to marry his fiance tommorow in Gretna. When asked why his in-laws wernt invited, he claimed his bride hadnt spoken to her parents since a nightmare holiday last year in Oh dear, i hadnt better go any further with this.....
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Dreamer...
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Dreamer... A man is snoring away in bed and in his dream he finds himself at the Gates of Heaven being interviewed by St Peter. "OK, you," he says, "How many times did you cheat on your wife? And don't lie, I'm St Peter you know." In his dream he hears himself replying, "If I'm h...
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viagra
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there is a new product on the market viagra eye drops they dont do much they just make look hard lol
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10 Best Car Repair Tools!
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Duct Tape: Not just a tool, a veritable Swiss Army knife in stickum and plastic. It's safety wire, body material, radiator hose, upholstery, insulation, tow rope, and more - in an easy to carry package. Sure, there's prejudice surrounding duct tape in professional competitions, but in the real wor...
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Halloween in a Nursing Home
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Halloween in the Nursing Home ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A frail elderly man lived in a nursing home. He had a mean old nurse, Helga, who constantly threatened the residents if they made her do any more work than normal. On this particular night, the man's grandchildren had visi...
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Blobby
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Mr and Mrs blobby are in bed. Mrs blobby says "blobby blib blob blobble blubby blib blub" Mr blobby says "just fukin swallow it"
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Duck
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A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The landlord looks at him and says, "But you're a duck." "You noticed then," quips the duck. "And you talk!" exclaims the landlord. "Of course I can talk," says the duck. "Now can I hav...
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convict
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A man escapes from prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he kisses her on the neck, then goes to the bat...
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bl00dy women...
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A man who is getting along in years finds that he is unable to perform at night-time. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things but nothing seems to work. Finally as a last hope, the doctor refers him to an African medicine man. The medicine man says, "I can cure this". With that said,...
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Monkeys
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A lorry driver breaks down on the M6 with a cargo of live monkeys on board, bound for Chester Zoo. They need to be delivered by 9:00 AM and the driver fears he will get the sack if he doesn't get them there on time. He decides to try and thumb a lift for his monkeys, and eventually an Irish lorry driver pulls ov...
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Names
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A woman arrived at a party, but didn't see anyone she knew. As she looked around, she spotted an attractive man, who was standing alone. She approached him and introduced herself: "Hi, my name is Carmen." "That's a beautiful name," he replied, "Is it a family name?"...
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Dear Miriam...
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Brawl
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Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp. "What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender. "Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Padd...
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Blasphemy!
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Don't like my driving?
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1st period
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Little mary has her first period at school and, not really knowing whats going on, too embarrassed to talk to a teacher, and worried about the blood she tells her good friend jimmy about it. Jimmy asks to have a look and mary lifts up her dress and shows him her bl00dy f@nny. Jimmy looks at it, rubs his chi...
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Rectum Stretcher
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RECTUM STRETCHER While she was 'flying' down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, 'What's your hurry?' To which she...
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