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The Good Dentist
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A guy and a girl meet at a bar - They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands.He then takes off his trousers and again washes his hands. The girl has been watching him and says: "You must be a dentist." Th...
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1631
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my dog
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my buddy saw my dog lickin his nuts and said. i wish i could do that. i said, you better pet em first. hes kinda mean.
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geezer
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982
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my gf
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my gf told me that a small penis shouldnt be a problem in our relationship. i agree but i still wish she didnt have it.
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geezer
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Aircraft Quiz
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This should be easy enough for those of you who have even a modicum of knowledeg about aircraft - but the answer may surprise you! " What is the Primary advantage of Rotary-Winged Aircraft over Fixed-Winged Aircraft?" ~ scroll down ~ ~ bit more ~
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voguesteve
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my girl friend
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my girl friend said that a small penis shouldnt be a problem in a relationship. i agree with her but i still wish she didnt have one.....
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geezer
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1025
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tooth picks
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ive allways kept tooth picks around so when i need one its close by. ive carried en my car forever too. i thought the other day why not just put a few in my wallet. well i forgot about em for a while then i thought of em after a stop at the drive through. sure enough i needed one so out it comes and i went to pickin m...
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geezer
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955
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Snow Joke
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no joke - 'strue shtory: A man who shovelled snow for over an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her. 
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967
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woman drivers
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I was driving along in my car today when I heard an irritating noise I couldn't locate. It carried on even after I'd chucked the wife out.
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cadillacman
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1208
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Egypt
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The new Government in Egypt has asked the city's taxi drivers to drive around Cairo sounding their car horns. It is hoped that the familiar sounds of the city will induce a return to tranquillity and normality. - operation Toot 'n Calm 'Em will last for the rest of the week !
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voguesteve
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1076
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polish
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I've lost a fortune buying Polish racing pigeons. None of the ****ers want to fly home.
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cadillacman
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1004
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LSD
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Boy asks his granny, "Have you seen my pills, they were labeled 'LSD'?" Granny replies, "**** the pills, have you seen the dragon in the kitchen?!"
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cadillacman
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1033
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Weather Warning - 2 feet of Snow
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voguesteve
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1038
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George Michael
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George Michael's settled well in prison. He's already written a song about his skin head cell mate. It's his new single and is entitled "Hairless Fister"
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cadillacman
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999
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it's only a joke
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iv downloaded the koran last night, let me know if you want me to burn you a copy now lets spend a moment and remember the what hapens when you put a nutter behind the wheel of the white house
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loon
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1116
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"Supplies"
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Chevy
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1068
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Pakistan
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Elton John is to realise a Pakistan song to raise money It will be called sandals in the bin -- Edited by cadillacman on Wednesday 25th of August 2010 06:02:47 PM
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cadillacman
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1039
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An Irishman goes into the confessional box...
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An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the church. He is amazed to find a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates. Then the priest comes in. Excitedly, the Irishman begins..."Father, for...
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Two young boys walked into a pharmacy...
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Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy: "Son, how old are you?" "Eight," the boy replied. The man continued: "Do you know what these are used for?" The b...
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1088
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Uncle Dave
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A teacher instructs her sixth form class to ask their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end. The next day the kids come in and share their stories: "My daddy told me about my uncle Dave," says one boy. "He was a pilot in Vietnam and had to bail out over enemy territory with noth...
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1058
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How to remove dents in bodywork!
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A blonde was driving her car home one night when she suddenly found herself in the middle of a dreadful hailstorm. The hailstones were as big as golf balls and her car got dented up very badly. The next day, she takes the car to a repair shop to have the dents looked at. The repair guy, noticing that she is bl...
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1055
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Teddy
(Preview)
A woman meets a bloke in a bar and goes back to his place. During the course of the evening she passes his bedroom and notices three neat rows of teddy bears, small bears on the bottom shelf, medium sized bears on the middle shelf and large bears on the top shelf. she thinks to herself that he must be a sensit...
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chucky
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1097
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A tourist walked into a Brighton curio/antique shop...
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A tourist walked into a Brighton curio/antique shop. After looking around for a while, he noticed a very life-like bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but it was so striking that he decided to buy it anyway. He took it to the owner and said: 'How much is this bronze rat?' The owner replied: 'It's £1...
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968
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Horses
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A young man has been admitted to hospital with 6 plastic toy horses shoved up his arse. Doctors have described his condition as stable....
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tailfin
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1297
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This is a little racist
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cadillacman
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1012
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hotel bill
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Next time you think your hotel bill is too high you might want to consider this... A husband and wife are travelling by car from Brisbane to Melbourne . After almost ten hours on the road, they're too tired to continue and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, bu...
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chucky
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973
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100 mph Sports car
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It's no death trap! Former gravedigger makes 100mph sportscar... from a COFFIN By Daily Mail Reporter Last updated at 2:28 AM on 8th May 2010 Comments () Add to My Stories A former gravedigger has built a 100mph single-seater car using a 7ft-long steel coffin for the body. Phil Bissett, 62, bought...
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cadillacman
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1032
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Teatime just got better
(Preview)
'Viagra' is now available in powder form for your tea. . . . It doesn't enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft.
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Give to Women
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0
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942
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1960's TV Used Car Ad Outtakes
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TANGO
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921
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Raises Chickens Without Wing's ?
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( 1929 ) And what Color would you Like them ?
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TANGO
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1003
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